(Source: infiniteluv1998)
[AGGRESSIVELY STARES AT YOUR SKYPE NAME HOPING YOU WILL MESSAGE]
[VIOLENTLY DOESN’T WANT TO BOTHER YOU IN CASE YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE CHATTING]
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
SOMEONE, ANYONE PLEASE
- 01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
- 02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
- 03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
- 04: what are you listening to?
- 05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
- 06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
- 07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
- 08: sex on the first date?
- 09: kiss on the first date?
- 10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
- 11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
- 12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
- 13: what are three things you did today?
- 14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
- 15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
- 16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
- 17: what is on your wrists right now?
- 18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
- 19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
- 20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
- 21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
- 22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
- 23: how have you felt today?
- 24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
- 25: what is wrong with you right now?
- 26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
- 27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
- 28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
- 29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
- 30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
- 31: what were you doing an hour ago?
- 32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
- 33: are you wearing jeans right now?
- 34: are you a patient person?
- 35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
- 36: favorite color?
- 37: did you have a dream last night?
- 38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
- 39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
- 40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
- 41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
- 42: do you like meeting new people?
- 43: are you afraid of falling in love?
- 44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
- 45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
- 46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Someone should start doing like screen shots on to iPhone covers they’d make an absolute fortune. The stuff we reblog on here, on your iPhone. Incredible.
(Source: the--personal--quotes)
Someone who has patience and is good with phones talk to me, need help
Torturing myself by looking at golf clubs. Need a massive donation of money
(Source: thesarahjanesmith)
‘At least you have a job’ yeah bitch and the next time i hear you complain about walking somewhere at least you have legs
Nah, like as much as your job may be a barrel of shit and that, I can guarantee it’s better than being on the dole.
(Source: listofcomicbooks)
(Source: alisha95)
- Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner
My Heart Will Always Be The B-
Keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you.
Can I lay in your bed all day?
I’ll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake
The hand behind this pen reveals a failure everyday.
